comedy and capn crunch

Acme Comedy Club is a small piece of heaven. The place never seems to disappoint me, EVER! It is even better when you take a guest and it is their first time and even better for me that guest was a cute redhead who enjoyed herself, puts a smile on your face for the 75 mile drive back home. I have never went and saw a show disappointed. Except for that time that prick Alec Baldwin was sitting behind me, but the comics still made it a pleasurable experience. Finesse Mitchell, former SNL cast member, headlined tonight and left my jaw hurting from side splitting laughs. For those of you who have not seen Finesse, I would recommend you search his videos on youtube for a quick laugh. I would also recommend that those of you who have not seen live comedy to give it a chance. Unless you don't like to laugh, if that's the case, keep your serious ass away from comedy and away from me for that matter, lol. I was excited to give Finesse a high five tonight (sitting right in the front is so money) and that he gave me a little razzing too! I have been waiting a long time to get razzed when I go there. Nothing too serious, but I remember my face light up bright red at two different occasions. He even asked me if I got laid a lot while in college. My response was "not as much I would like" and immediately after saying this I could hear a woman behind me say "awww" like it was a truly sad story! Is it sad for a guy to go to a state school and not get drunk and laid like his peers? To be honest, it stopped bothering me a long time ago, good things come to those who are patient, right?

I think I have a beef with those who package Capn Crunch breakfast cereal. The Capn has been apart of my morning for many years, but it is starting to bother me that all of the freaking crunch berries are at the FUCKIN TOP OF THE BOX! When you get to the bottom there is only the yellow, sorry ass bland pieces. What happened to Oops! All Crunchberries cereal? They used to make it, all crunchberries, all day. If I wanted all yellow pieces I would buy that cereal because they sell all yellow piece boxes. But I do not! Give me crunchberries at the top and the bottom.